Hey there, my chaotic crew! It’s me, Jabari—your favorite 8-foot, purple-horned prankster—coming at you live from the one and only Zephryos! Now, I know I’m supposed to be the big, scary demon on the island, but let’s face it: I’m just here to cause a little trouble and keep things interesting. 😉

Today’s Chaos: So, this morning, Jaelen (aka my favorite target) was minding his business, drinking his morning tea by the cliffs. I crept up—well, as much as a demon with 8-inch purple horns and zero subtlety can creep—and swapped his tea for a cup of… you guessed it: crystal slime. The look on his face when he took a sip and realized he was chugging gooey purple sludge? Worth every second. Absolutely priceless! 😆 (And don’t worry, it’s demon-safe sludge. No curses, just good ol' grossness.)

Best Part of the Day: Jaelen wasn’t about to let it slide, so he decided he’d get me back by hiding all my favorite crystals around the island. (Oh, bless his heart, he tries.) Now, if you think I’m gonna lose track of my prize collection of shiny rocks, you don’t know me at all. Took me all of twenty minutes to track down every last one. I’ve got crystal radar, babe! 😉 I mean, look—when your horns are as big as mine, you’ve gotta keep your senses sharp.

Next Big Prank: I think i'm gonna put some hair dye into a couple of people's hair. Thank Zephryos I can turn into a different form. This shit is gonna be SO funny.

ANYWAYSSS bye! Remember: if you see an 8-ft demon sneaking around, you probably deserved it. 💜 - J (P.S: Kaelen says hi)